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The Simpsons Archive: The Sarcastic Middle-Aged Man File

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The Sarcastic Middle-Aged Man File

Originally by teen-aged Jordan Eisenberg
Maintained by sarcastic Ben Healy


"Invent yourself some underpants!"
-- "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace (5F21)"


Jobs MC09 Supermarket, voice on the loudspeaker 7F12 Limo driver 7F14 Magazine store, clerk 7F17 Cab driver 7F21 Clerk, Foreign Exchange {nr} 8F01 Worker, U.S. coin mint (cut in syndication) 8F03 Straight and Narrow Storage Co., mover 8F06 All Creatures Great and Cheap, employee (cut in syndication) 8F14 Clerk, Nick's Bowling Shop (the one on the _other_ side of town) 8F16 Mechanic, assisting Mrs. Krabappel 8F19 Google-Plex Cinema, ticket booth 8F22 Crane operator, Homer's funeral (in a dream sequence) {mh} 9F02 School Carnival, charicature artist {ri} 9F04 Krusty Co., repairman 9F07 Salesman, car show {dj} 9F08 Worker, hog fat rendering plant {dj} 9F09 Gas station, pump jockey 9F14 All Creatures Great and Small, clerk 9F19 The "Gabbo" show, cameraman 9F21 Selling Malibu Stacey dolls, Springfield Swap Meet {dj} 1F21 Delivers I & S animation sells {dj} 2F07 Aphrodite Inn, clerk 2F09 Stern Lecture Plumbing, plumber 2F20 DNA lab professor 3F02 Potato bug sprayer 3F06 Electric Company, workman 3F11 Ogdenville Outlet Mall, salesman 3F13 Copy Jelopy, clerk 3G01 Noiseland Arcade, assistant to Donkey Kong 3G04 In and Out Piercing, employee 4F03 Miscellaneous, Etc., clerk 4F16 Repo Depot, clerk 5F01 Bloodbath and Beyond, clerk 5F03 Sportacus, clerk 5F09 Sex offender registration office, clerk 5F17 Yukingham Palace, clerk AABF03 Eatie Gourmet's, lobster salesman AABF08 High-Pressure Tire Sales, auto mechanic AABF13 Delivery man, Luigi's AABF15 Worker, The Springsonian AABF16 Delivery man AABF20 Worker, Springfield Airport BABF09 Bet taker, Springfield Downs BABF14 Clerk, AAA CABF03 Mechanic, "Dentz" auto garage CABF10 Tenant, "Broken Dreams Storage Lockers" (we learn his name -- Raphael!) EABF03 Toy Shop Salesman EABF06 Plumber, assisting OFF
Other Appearances 7F24 In a mental institution; suggests that Homer dates a nurse 9F20 Under OFF's rug: "Hey, watch it!" 1F01 Talking to Charles Lindenbergh in 1927 {dj} 2F06 Riding an old-time bicycle; kicks Homer for making fun of them 3F05 In the crowd at the Aztec theater: "Hey, buddy, I got a movie for ya.' A fridge too far!" 4F06 In the audience as Bart gives a monologue 5F21 Walks his dog outside OFF's house: "Do us a favor. Invent yourself some underpants!"
What's This Guy's Real Name?
(Thanks to Dave Hall for forwarding this.)
Simpsons sound editor Bob Beecher revealed on alt.tv.simpsons recently: "He doesn't have one name. His character's name always fits the scene so he's gone by many names, 'Clerk', 'Shopkeeper', etc. But in the script the direction given to the voice is 'Wiseguy Voice'. So call him 'Wiseguy' if you want."

Contributors
{dj} Daniel Janes
{mh} "Mirthhouse"
{nr} Nick Rose
{ri} Rich
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Last updated on December 21, 2004 by Ben Healy ([email protected])