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Interactive Fiction / Text Adventure


In the shadowy dives of Hoboken, New York, a lust-crazed man seals a final tryst with an old flame on the eve of her permanent relocation to far Denmark with her husband.

This is a game that simulates a sexual exchange between a man (the player) and a simulated woman. Taking initial user input for the players' names, personality traits and measurements, it equips them with appropriate adjectives and behaviors and points them in the direction of the player's garret.

Actual game input overlooks the strengths of a text parser, with viable options including various combinations of vanilla erogenous zones with hands and mouths. When the arousal levels of both parties is sufficient (both the male being flagged with "hard" status and the woman with "wet" -- indicated by the game via the report command) simulated penetration is allowed.

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Reviewer: Wixman - favorite - September 28, 2016
Subject: This one is garbage - the original is good Discounting the fact that you're promoting infidelity (prudes, go home.. this is a porn game, come on), this one is just flat out ridiculously bad. The commands are bad, interface is clunky, you name it.

Softporn (the original one) was a text based adventure game. It was ripped off 100%, given graphics, and made into Leisure Suit Larry 1 by Sierra, which made them a ton of cash. Good for them.

Unless you're dying for nostalgia, skip this one. Download the first one instead. Reviewer: MistSonata - favoritefavoritefavorite - August 16, 2016
Subject: I wish her and her husband well... Went to the bar to meet up with someone I've been seeing, looking forward to our next tryst, but upon finding her there, she informed me that not only would this be her last day here, but she was married and that our love affair was in fact an affair of a different sort.

And, being the kind of person who is adamantly opposed to infidelity, I decided that instead of our usual lovemaking, I would give her a good time in a platonic way. Unfortunately, she wasn't receptive to my ideas to take her to the carnival, or the cinema, or even to Disneyland, and she soon left.

It was a sober parting we had, but one that isn't altogether unwelcome. I look forward to exchanging Christmas cards with her in the coming years.

This game's story is very good, but I can't say I'm in love with how short it is. 3 Stars. Reviewer: Luxurykwrealtor - favorite - April 28, 2016
Subject: QUESTION???? Are there Seriously Individuals that have no life or Morals What so EVER? can't get any this bad that they have to revert to this type of Nonsence. If people focused
((MORE on their SPOUSES AND MARRIAGES))) and Bettering themselves aswell as there lives as much as they do on Pornographic Games,Shows,Websites and all Adulterated XXX FILTH, GARBAGE and Fantasizing and Cheating with anyone but their Spouse's then woman would most definitely turn into a man pleasing machine for there Husbands or Significant other. But, when this type of nonsence consumes 100% of their Spouses mind,Thoughts and Actions majority of the time then why would any woman want to please them while they are fantasizing, Physically, Mentally and Emotionally Cheating on them with EVERYOTHER WOMAN instead of the ONLY ONE THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING ANYTHING MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY WITH and VOWED TO. NO WONDER THERE ARE SO MANY MEN THAT DO NOT GET PLEASED IN THEIR MARRIAGES or Relationships, BECAUSE 95% OF THEM ARE MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY and PHYSICALLY with ANOTHER WOMAN ON A DAILY BASES. IT'S ABSOLUTELY WRONG,DISHONEST,DISLOYAL,DISRESPECTFUL,AND DEGRADING TO THEIR WIVES,DAUGHTERS,MOTHERS & SISTERS. IT'S NOT SPECIAL OR SACRED ANYMORE. THAT IS VERY VERY SAD. A REAL MAN DOESN'T NEED IT Nor, would Participate in These types ENGAGEMENTS because it only leads to and Encourages Men and Woman To Cheat and stray outside of the Marriage and Marital Bed. And SOMEONE ALWAYS GETS HURT NO MATTER WHAT. When are Men going to Act like Men and Gentalmen. When are men going to Care about their Actions and The Promises they Make to their families. The VOWS AND PROMISES THEY MAKE UNDER GOD TO THEIR WIVES. Why is it so Hard for a man to Have only those thoughts,feelings,Desires, Needs,Wants,Fantasies for the Woman they proposed to and fantasized that same way for their Wife before they said those VOWS. I never understand how people can be that infatuated with one Woman and FANTASIES ABOUT THAT ONE WOMAN SO MUCH THAT THEY MARRY THEM AND HOW THEY CAN JUST TURN AROUND AND WANT EVERYONE ELSE BUT HER. What Changes a man from wanting someone that bad to wanting someone else more. How can a piece of paper change those type of feelings? I still love and want my husband after we got married except I love and want him even more so after we got married. He is the same person as he was before we married. Everybody is. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY EXPLANATION SO I CAN UNDERSTAND IT? I MEAN IF YOU WERE PLEASED ENOUGH TO MARRY THAN HOW CAN YOU NOT BE AFTER. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY BIT OF SENCE???? Reviewer: ed0li - favorite - October 1, 2015
Subject: Beware the little green elf. "y" = yes
"n" = no

Prepare for an onslaught of questions. If you don't put in realistic measurements then the game yells at you, "No freaks allowed!" or "No midgets allowed!" depending what numbers you put in. It's highly insulting.

To get her to join you, tell her "My house".
If one verb or noun doesn't work, try to think of a more crude way to say the action of what you want to do and it'll register. Don't spank the booty.

I have yet to figure out what "72307,3311" means in this game and I fear I never will. Maybe SGF will crack the code.

I feel horrible for anyone who decides to play this game seriously.

What am I doing with my life? Reviewer: Xquizts - favorite - September 8, 2015
Subject: the game does not work the games does not even load Reviewer: Levee44 - favoritefavoritefavoritefavorite - May 1, 2015
Subject: Weird I quickly became rich after the first difficulties (although I liked it more when I just made her come), but the game is really not realistic, and so a bit frustrating.
For example, there's no afterplay. You can't get out of bed (can you?). You can't make her ride you (can you?). And the engine doesn't recognize such basic words as "put". Still quite fun. Reviewer: K_e_n_n_y - favoritefavoritefavorite - February 9, 2015
Subject: Some helpful hints For where to go say "My House" and that should advance you to the next part. After than you can do various things but the most common verb commands are, "kiss ", "lick ". If you want the girl to do things make sure you add, "Have you " otherwise you will immediately lose. That's all the advice you horndogs will get today. Reviewer: Suicyde - favoritefavoritefavoritefavoritefavorite - February 9, 2015
Subject: Completely realistic. Just like in real life, I have no idea what she wants and she refuses to tell me. She doesn't want to go to the car, the bed, the alley, the hotel. She doesn't want to go anywhere and so, she keeps leaving me. 11/10 Reviewer: therobotjane - favoritefavoritefavoritefavorite - February 9, 2015
Subject: A bit frustrating The writing is delightfully trite, like a bargain bin romance novel. Unfortunately, I don't seem to know what this woman wants and she keeps leaving me. Reviewer: berinnnnn - favoritefavoritefavoritefavorite - January 9, 2015
Subject: AC She left me. Reviewer: gepture - favorite - January 9, 2015
Subject: Really? This is disgusting.


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